Peanut Butter and Jelly

If anyone has thought about it, this is a very sexy sandwich, starring the knife as cupid. One side of it brings the nuts, the other side brings the sweetness of the oozy jelly. Both are firmly affixed to the underbelly of a big tan end of spud in bread form. And when the nuts and the jelly are touching, and things are starting to get drippy, you put it in your mouth, and it's an explosion of fantastic-ness. The creamy nut butter slides over your tongue, and down the back of your throat, the divinely sweet, luscious jelly leaves the trace in your mouth that wants more.

Anything can be sexy. This paragraph was about lunch.