Yay!
Hooray for technology, hooray for insurance, hooray for living only so far away, hooray for my daddy!
All these things have come together, and made everything better.
Dad brought me my new phone which isn't anywhere as cool as my old one, but a phone nonetheless. And I have to admit, the video/photo thing is pretty sweet...
This is the new phone....
“How are you?” he asked, genuinely concerned. She didn’t look at him, but rather continued segregating her M&Ms. “Did you know,” she retaliated, “that the human body is capable of millions of emotions, yet we can only find names and words for the tiniest fraction of them?”
I just liked this. I wrote it for LTCR. It was an exercise in indirect discourse...
I hate life.
So I still don't have a phone. Supposedly I'm gonna get one within the next few days, but it's not here yet, so it does no good.
I didn't have an alarm clock this morning, so I woke up three minutes before my class started. I got over there, and as soon as I walked in we started reading the Communist Manifesto AS A GROUP. Not like, one person reads, then the next person... no no. We all must read at the same time. So we staged a protest, and walked out. Five of us. And thirteen stayed. Then we did group work, and were told that our talking was distracting. But that's what group work is about. Communication.
I need to wear all white for the initiation this Saturday, but alas, as I am me, I have no white. So I went and bought some. Except that the white I bought has black on it, and we're not allowed black at all. Not even a little. So I have to buy different white -a skirt, btw, it has to be a skirt- and I found some, no problem. At macy's online there's a skirt that would work perfectly, and I could overnight ship it, and everything would be fine. Except there is a problem. It costs ninety dollars. I want to get my dad's input on this, but oh, right, I don't have a phone. And when I try to use my room phone it has a seizure and makes this horrible noise at me. And I could use skype, but oh, wait, it's not free anymore. Go buy ten dollars worth of credits. Oh, except that it won't take accept the numbers I give it for the gift card. So I should go check the balance. Except, that website won't let me in either.
I am so frustrated right now.
There are no words descriptive enough for what I'm feeling.
The following was taken from an online forum community... and is very funny.
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Hey, did you notice that we now have a Food & Drink forum? Well, we do. It's a subforum of General Discussion, so you'll have to click GD to get to it. It's a paradise for gluttons and casual eaters alike. Whether you're watching your weight or trying to become the world's fattest man so you can get on TV, Food & Drink is your new internet home. Talk about toast! Learn to cook pheasant under glass! Find new and attractive ways to cram things into your face!*
*Remember, Food & Drink is a forum about cramming edible things into your face. If you're cramming non-edible things into your face, like golf balls or tree bark, please discuss it in another forum, or wait until we create a special "Ways To Avoid Choking While Cramming Things Into Your Face" forum. It might be a long wait.
Oh, and by the way: More new forums are coming soon, so keep your eyes peeled!
Ugh, but don't literally peel your eyes, that's horrible and disgusting. Save it for the "Horrible & Disgusting" forum (unfortunately, we'll probably never have one of those).
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And another, more prophetic.
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." -Aristotle
Courtesy of my friend and sister, Yvette.
